Let’s talk about the new testing for COVID that China is doing, which involves your butt. Also, Zombie deers are a thing in 2021… not joking.
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We are going places here with the Show right, Josh,
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While a, with the title of today’s show you that suddenly it looks like we’re going places. What those places are,
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It might be dark and smelly. So yeah, so we know what, what, what we mean by that is a story that we first saw it. Now. It feels like I’m seeing it everywhere, but I first saw it on a, a, an article over at the daily star titled China rolls out new. Ready?
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It’s to curb COVID outbreak in Beijing. I don’t know if I’m not going to have to mute that word there and we we’re going to get hit by a, the algorithm, but this is not sad. A tire. I already looked at it. I was like, is this a joke? Is this like one of those onion pieces? I know it’s actually a very real thing. It also added that there is an invasive tests in search, a swab two to three centimeters into the rectum and rotates it several times to it currently is being used in. Yeah. Right, right. In there to spread to curb the spread of new COVID outbreaks. So it added that.
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Now, in addition, this comes by the way, after a small local outbreak in the country led by China shutting off many of its Northern cities. And now it’s rolling out mass Testing projects with a twist.
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I’d say, yeah. I mean, I’d say, yeah. I mean, you know, I, I think there’s going to be some people that are going to find this a little surprising, you know, I don’t know how we’re going to do these, by the way, you know how the States, at least here we’re doing a test or you go and it’s like, you stay in your car and it’s like, all right. You know, you kind of stick your head out a little bit out the window, or maybe the guy, you know, or, or, or, or, or a nurse, you know, a lady sticks her hand in there and it’s just like, all right, right in your nose. And it’s out right now. It’s like a, well as your forming and the line. And please remember that we’re going to need you to stick your butt out the window real quick and to do is in the two to three centimeters. I I’m not going to be a, I’m not going to say it’s a lot, but it’s a lot.
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Right. I mean, yeah. I think that everyone, when they said like two to three sends meats or an inch of what we were like, kind of real.
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Yeah, yeah. You know, like the details too, you know, that they’re saying like, it, it not only has to be inserted, but has to be rotated in. They’re just a little bit. Okay. You know, and it’s a lot like the, a, the tests I think they do right on the, on the nozzle anyways. Right. When they stick the needle down your nose, rather, excuse me. And it just kinda like, I seen it, it goes down and I’ve seen maybe a little bit of juggling and then Clinton comes out. Right. I don’t know, man. I mean, this was going to be interesting. Leave it to China, by the way, to also include like, you know, instructions, you know, there’s an image, I’m sure nods going to throw it up where it says that, I guess, I don’t know if you can do this yourself, you know, and just like, are you open this up?
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And it’s like, step one, split them open. All right. I only have two hands, so what’s going to happen. You know, it’s going to be like a, Hey Josh, I, I, I’m going to take the COVID test, man. I need your help this weekend for that test. You know what I mean? Again?
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<inaudible> we just did it last week. I was exposed, dude, this is exposed again, man. Don’t worry.
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It’s hard not to turn under the lights are turned on the lights. We are going to put some candles. You know, we were going to make a whole evening out of this COVID tests. You know, some of you Find Me, it’s going to be a fun, Josh though. Worry about is going to be fine. I do, you know, you do Me I do. You kind of thing, you know,
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And the name of science, the
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Name of science that’s right. And then I am a science man. Come on. Be serious about this dude. It’s for COVID you know, for Ep sake. It’s, it’s, it’s really interesting. Again, this article has a, a, a couple of images. The stick here they’re showing looks a lot like the, the stick that you would use, you know, again, when it’s put inserted on the nose or what not, but yeah. We find it interesting. And so you guys know that next time you guys walk into the doctor’s office, it might not be like, Oh, okay, well, you know, you sit down and you know, you can’t your nose ready? And the doctor is like, you know, I need you to turn around and Please, and you’re like, I’m sorry, I’m here for a COVID. Well, what are you doing here? And I know you’re here for COVID. Everybody is here for COVID. We want you to turn around.
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Yeah. So it’s, it’s very interesting. Is this going to be rolled out? You know, a, I don’t know. I guess that depends right on supply and a man, you know?
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Yeah, yeah. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. I know, I know that we were like joking around the lot, but imagine that if this is actually like, this is, this is the key, this is the key the whole time. Huh?
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The whole time we were going down the wrong hole. Exactly.
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It was a, you, you just went North instead of South. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah. The whole time it was easy to solve this. This is why going down the, you know, going in rather than the, the other.
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Exactly. Right. And going in through the outdoor.
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There you go. There you go. The word at the end outdoor. So, and with that, let’s move on to something else. That is also not a satire, even though we also thought it was, and that is a new article coming out, the, a riot fest.com titled warning Zombie Deer disease could spread to humans soon. I know, I know. No way. Come on. That’s what I said, but listen, listen, just hold on for a second. Okay. According to this article experts at the center for disease control are warning hunters and other outdoor enthusiasts that a fatal Zombie like disease outbreak that is affecting deer elk and moose has the possibility of spreading to humans, a Zombie disease, a at least a, you know, what are calling it is actually known by a different name, right?
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C a w D, which stands for a chronic wasting disease. Now, again, I don’t know how true to the scientist is, but it is interesting, right? That yet again, another animal is dealing with something that is like potentially dangerous to us right now. Let’s be honest. If, what, two years ago, somebody would have told us that, Hey, you eat something out in the wild, you know, you can potentially cause a global pandemic. I would argue that there are, there have been people throughout history that would call BS on that. And we’ll say, dude, people eat, you know, a, you know, get it, you know, a game or whatever, what do they call it all the time?
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Right. That’s just what it is. People eat possums and people have a known to eat rabbit. I mean, all kinds of animals, right? In, in the hunting game, a sport or activity, whatever you wanna call it. And when you would have never thought that we would have caused a global pandemic from eating, you know, other animals other than the traditional, you know, when, when it comes to a pig and what is the meat or whatever, arrived from the cow and then check-in, but in this particular case, yet again, there is a allegedly, you know, the science is saying that there is a zombie type disease that can potentially affect us. Now, a, you know, the, the article here plays are a little bit, you know, around with what really they mean by Zombie.
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Okay. So this is what they’re saying right now. All right. It is spread in Deer elk and moose through bodily fluids, like VCs, a lie about blood or urine and produces symptoms, such as drastic weight, loss, stumbling, lack of coordination. Lisel Lisel ness. I don’t know what the hell that is a drooling, excessive, thirst, urination, droopy ears, lack of fear of people, aggression and aggression, right? Again, that they played a role a little bit wrong with us. And they said, Oh, and desire to eat human flesh. Obviously they’re joking with that last one. They say it that way, as I said in the article, but you know, it is, it is interesting, right? Because we’ve had situations where I’m not sure if you, are you familiar with a Josh Butt eh, for a while here in the States, we had a big problem with bat salts.
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And I’m not sure if it’s still currently a problem, but the issue was that people are getting high. Somehow. I don’t know how to, I don’t know how that works. They are not the best in snoring. It injected. I don’t know how to write a small gap, but they are using bath salts. And that was creating like there’s crazy type of behavior. People. In fact, there was at one incident in Florida where a guy ate another guy’s face off.
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Yeah. I mean, where else? But in Florida, I mean, that, that, that that’s the caustic thing. Right? A Florida man caught doing something, you know, caught doing something ridiculous. But yeah, as far as bath salts go, I think it it’s, it’s basically one of these mass manufactured drugs, rather than like, let’s say a marijuana or cocaine, which actually comes from plants. You know, this is actually, which is a synthetic drug. I believe someone, someone comment below if this is true or not, but I’m pretty sure that’s true. That is actually a synthetic drug, which can be smoked snorted or injected.
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I believe so. You know, you have, you have a variety, you have a variety of ways you can ingest that drug. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t think you should. Butt. Yeah. If you, if you want you to know that there is, but yeah, it’s good to know that if there are a Zombies they’re going to be, they are going to be the slow typers on these, or, you know, I don’t want any kind of like 28 days styles on the line.
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Oh, hell no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, absolutely not. That is terrifying.
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We have some, yeah, it looks like we have some more walking, dead stars on my knees, which is okay. I know it’s like how many times have you actually thought was like, what would I do in that situation? It’s all the time we need that type of Zombies. Yeah.
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We have all the time. All the time, dude. All the time.
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Exactly. So that’s a good question. Well, first thing would be a China check that my girlfriend’s okay. Trying to make sure everything is all right. Find find some kind of meeting place and I guess it would be a, it would be, it’d be a pretty much like following what they did in the walking dead, you know, just to go into the countryside first of all right. Try and find somewhere that has and try and pick up supplies on the way and all that kind of thing is staying in a group. But yeah, just try and find somewhere that’s not to remote, but still remote and just pick up as many supplies on the way as possible anyway, that, well, luckily living here in Mexico, there’s a lot of places that you can actually probably grow crops and stuff like that.
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Yeah. Yeah. So I tell you what I do, Butt firstly, I’m going to do is I’m gonna, I’m going to grab a couple of those, a Chinese COVID new tests, you know, just to make sure that, sorry, you know, and they’re going to grab some of those, you know, for science, you know, and then once I get my hands on those, they’re going to grab my family, you know, and then I’m going to go out into the, into the country, like you said, right. Whatever that means right here in the States, a essentially a way for a major cities and, you know, make sure that I just say, you know, out of sight, out of mind. And I think that would include not only, you know, are the ones that apply is rather not only for humans, but I think that applies for Zombies right.
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I mean, if you’re, if you’re not within the site, right. I don’t see why they would go after you, unless they somehow are Zombies with like elevated. I don’t know, a what a, what would you want to say smelling abilities, right. Heightened smelling. That’s a different situation, but you know, if it’s kinda like one of those, a walking dead kind of situations where as long as you’re out of sight, you’re out of mind for everyone. That’s kind of what I would do. You know, it’s a, just isolated myself, but you know, not before I grabbed some of those Chinese COVID tests, for sure. That’s for sure.
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I mean, you got, it sounds like you got the priorities there and
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That’s not how I do. Absolutely. You know? Oh, I guess the gun as well. Yeah. I forgot. Yeah. You know, the gun. Sure, sure. Butt not people at the time, but not before the test or, you know, you know, it, it’s, it’s funny to see all these stories sometimes because, and that guy that said many times, we don’t realize right how close we are to some kind of natural disaster and to kind of smacks is right in the face. And then we are locked down with masks, you know, and fighting each other, which by the way, brings me to a, a quick article a day that I want to reference from Forbes saying, COVID wake up, call doomsday clock remains closer to the apocalypse than ever before.
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And I’m sorry I had to use that voice, but that’s how I read it in my head. The article ads that they do, we say clock will remain set to 100 seconds to midnight in 2021. Now, to be fair, like if we don’t know about the doomsday clock, which I didn’t either until I started reading to this, I’ve heard about it before, but I really want to know like, what do they mean by that? So it started sometime back in the forties, right? And it was after a few people started really messing with like nuclear bombs. And it was set initially to like seven minutes or something like that. It was moved to three minutes and every year is just getting closer to the closure of midnight and midnight, by the way, indicate doom’s day. And we’re at a pretty damn close right now, closer than ever a a hundred seconds.
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And it’s not really measured, did that. I can find by the way down below leaving a comment and you know exactly what the, what the time between midnight and the minute or seconds really indicate end time in terms of real time, I couldn’t find anything. It just an approximation, it’s not really actual mandatory seconds that I saw. Right. So with that said, it does indicate, at least it tells people generally speaking to WHAT some, you know, some scientists and analysts analysts out there in the world to predict that will get us closer to that. We know whatever that is. They, you know, they might be and it’s, I guess, assess every January, every year.
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And then it just kinda like placed wherever again, wherever, wherever these, these, this is a guest bulletin, ah, the atomic scientists, whatever, wherever they determine. And it’s funny because you know, we’re looking at all these stories, right. And then this one comes across, you know, our, our research and it’s like, Oh, okay, cool. So Zombies right. And a China is a new test for whatever reason, because they, they don’t have enough with what, the one that goes on your nose and then a new variants of the, of COVID knits. Like, Oh, look at that Forbes design. We are pretty close a doomsday. Oh, a dog in the side.
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I don’t know. You think so. Yes. Part of me, I don’t want to believe so that we’re any closer than we were ever to doomsday the article, by the way on Forbes, have you guys wanna go check it out, DUS, you know, highlight the different things as two Y allegedly we were closer doomsday, things like that. The issues between M the U S and pretty much just countless countries around the world. Right. You can immediately point out the U S in Russia. Okay. But then we have the U S in North Korea and the U S in China, right. Among, among other countries, right. That the us has issues with. Of course we have the, the, the pandemic that we are dealing with right now, which is not over right. Not by a long shot.
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And that is my opinion. And I think it, you know, substantiated by the fact that there’s a field that gets over, you know, there’s a feel, I mean, politically, maybe, you know, depending on the governor, you’re asked maybe as, and use them all, all of a sudden now that he’s reopening California, as soon as writing and elected, now, it’s like it’s over, but I don’t really realistically think it is, you know, I think, unfortunately we’re stuck in this situation in at least for the, for the foreseeable future. And that doesn’t mean the next several months, or even the next couple of years in my head. But yeah. I mean, check it out, you know, that was going to be, again, you can assess whether you think it’s BS or not that the Zombie one, for sure.
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You know, I don’t know how serious it is is, is, you know, it has a potential to spread to humans is not saying that it is spreading to humans. And as far as the China story, this is definitely real and is happening at least in China. Right now, it doesn’t say that it’s something that they’re applying or a practicing here in the U S but, you know, those are the, a few stories we found for today.
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Yeah. Yeah. And just to look at the doomsday clock, I was just having a quick look at the history of it and the closest in the history of, since it has been going since the forties, like you said, the last time that it was a, it was really close. It was in 1953. And that must have been during the cold war, obviously. And that was when it was only at two minutes to midnight. So that’s still another, another 20 seconds up on what we have it now. And again, in 1953, I don’t think we had the type of communication obviously that we have now. Right. So, so America is now able to piss off the world using a mobile phone.
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Yeah. Right. Are you using Twitter and Facebook? And, you know, I mean, God, I mean, it’s, I got to say real quick before we, we leave, I don’t believe that a president, right. Like we saw Trump do, should utilize Twitter to the extend that that guy did, you know how to communicate, like people that we’re going to be fired or hired or stuff plans that he had or whatever. I dunno that he ever leaked anything classified, but I just don’t feel, I mean, if you wanna know, if you want to say not the occasional tweak, which I think many present’s due, or at least the official account, I’m not saying it is the actual person. Sure. Right. Once in a while. Sure.
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But a The fricking night, I supposedly midnight or later tweets that Trump was doing, it’s insane. Right. For any political leader, by the way. And this is my opinion of any leader, not just here in the U S but you imagine like I’m low fricking tweeting at three o’clock in the morning, dude, like, you know, or anybody, the queen, the prime minister of fricking any country, pretty much it’s insane in my opinion. Right. It’s a, well, how much are you really using your brain and your tweeting at that hour and a half specifically for those are for that limited amount of characters. Right. You shouldn’t did, you know, but yeah, it’s, it’s insane, but yeah, I think a lot, I think that’s it. Everything else.
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I think just a little bit of a tag on, and talking about that Twitter one is M and a more recent user. I think we spoke about them. A couple of videos, the, my pillow guy, the CEO who lost all his business, he’s now been banned from Twitter as well. So there you go.
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Damn damn that Twitter. I mean, well, we talk about it right at Twitter, wasn’t it wasn’t the end. Like they were, they, they, they said very publicly. Right. And I guess they are delivering on that promise is like, we’re not done of censoring individuals. So my job guys watch out for a while. So I’m going to finish, this is a video in our Twitter account and it’ll be shut down. Oh, no
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Tweet. Responsibly goes,
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We were responsible. You guys that’s right. Yeah. Yeah. Here’s, here’s a quitter is only going to tell my daughter when she turns 18, this is a tweet responsibly drinking at all. And it doesn’t, you know, whatever that was my, as you want me to Twitter, watch out for that. All right. Cool. That’s it. We’re good. Well, I appreciate you guys watching as always, and don’t forget to like subscribe ringed that notification bell, and Join joined the community, joined the channel. We really appreciate it. And until next time, see ya.